Butthole Patrol.
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“But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
i am this friend
This is me, as well.
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Hahaha
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